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-- 作者:yibingzheng -- 发布时间:1/9/2005 8:05:00 PM -- JOKE She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t say anything.” I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” |
-- 作者:hjx_221 -- 发布时间:1/9/2005 9:45:00 PM -- it's really all right. |
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