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--  作者:yibingzheng
--  发布时间:1/9/2005 8:05:00 PM

--  JOKE
She Didn"t Say Anything

  A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

  The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。

  “How do you know?” asked her father.

  “She didn"t say anything.”

  I Have Turned It Over

  A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

  The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”


--  作者:hjx_221
--  发布时间:1/9/2005 9:45:00 PM

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it's really all right.
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