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--  作者:yibingzheng
--  发布时间:8/3/2005 8:41:00 AM

--  中国式英语----看了笑死人!
1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你
4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
 
brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  
5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
  
6 . you me you me
彼此彼此
  
7 . You Give Me Stop!!
  
你给我站住!
  
8 . know is know noknow is noknow
  
知之为知之,不知为不知 …
  
9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹
  
10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
  
龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  
11 . American Chinese not enough
美中不足
  
12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
  
13 . heart flower angry open
  
心花怒放
  
14 . go past no mistake past
  
走过路过,不要错过
  
15 .小明: I am sorry!
  老外: I am sorry too!
  小明: I am sorry three!
  老外: What are you sorry for?
  小明: I am sorry five!
  
16 . If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有,要命一条
  
17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  
   我叫李老大,今年 25 。
  
18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。
  
19 . as far as you go to die
  
   有多远,死多远!! ! !
  
20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
  
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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