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-- 作者:孤独 -- 发布时间:8/14/2005 9:42:00 PM -- Who is hu? Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. 胡 锦 涛被任命为中共总书记。 SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Let’s hear it. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes George: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu。 George: The Chinese? Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That’’s the man’s name. George: That’s whose name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes sir. George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That’s correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don’’t want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: Call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N.? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy Condi: Kofi? George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. |
-- 作者:hjx_221 -- 发布时间:8/15/2005 10:41:00 AM -- very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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