-- 作者:hjx_221
-- 发布时间:9/12/2008 10:16:00 AM
-- 上帝,你为何拆我肋骨造女人?
上帝,你为何拆我肋骨造女人? 吻她吧,不够君子; if you kiss her,you are not a gentleman 不吻吧,不像汉子 if you don't, you are not a man 夸她吧,说你欺骗 if you praise her,she thinks you are lying 不夸吧,说你笨蛋 if you don't, you are good for nothing 顺她吧,滥用特权 if you agree to all her likes,she is abusing 不顺吧,不善解人意 if you don't, you are not understanding 太浪漫,疑你老练 if you make romance,you are an " experienced man" 太规矩,魅力有限 if you don't, you are half a man 常看她,招她厌烦 if you visit her too often,she thinks it is boring 少去点,怨你猎艳 if you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 穿的好,说你花心 if you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy 邋遢些,缺个心眼 if you don't, she thinks you are a dull boy 吃醋吧,你太狭隘 if you are a jealous, she says it's bad 大度点,说你不爱 if you don't, she thinks you don't love her 求欢吧,不够尊重 if you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her 安分吧,不够爱宠 if you don't, she thinks you do not like her 你晚了 ,她不耐烦 if you are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait 她晚了,女孩特权 if she is late,she says that's a girl's way 你访友,是你堕落 if you visit another,she accuses you of being a heel 人找她,天性其乐 is she is visited by another, "Oh,it's natural,we are girls" 少亲她,你太冷淡 if you kiss her once a while,she professes you are cold 老亲她,便宜你占 if you kiss her too many,she yells that you are taking advantage 过街不管,道德缺憾 if you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics 领着她走,男人手段 if you do,she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 你看别人,挑逗风情 if you stare at others,she accuses you of flirting 别人看她,仰慕婷婷 if she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 你要说话,她让你听 if you talk,she wants you to listen 洗耳恭听,必你开腔 if you listen,she wants you to talk 上帝!为何拆我肋骨造女人 Oh,God!you created those creatures called "WOMAN" 简简繁繁 so simple,yet so complex 弱弱强强 so weak,yet so powerful 令人迷惑,又摄人心魂 so confusing,yet so desirable 上帝!告诉我该怎么办 "O LORD, tell me waht to do.AMEN"
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